Status
Is the shop up?
We ask the live shop. We do not paint a badge. If this page cannot load, the shop is down.
The shop
Asking…
The books
Asking…
Incidents
None written down. When something breaks, it will be listed here — not invented to look busy.
The operator is told when the shop goes down by the same health check that restarts the box. We do not run a second alarm stack. There is no contractual uptime percentage — see the SLA.